That’s one of their lies! I genuinely don’t think that there are any real grown-ups. I think we are kids in drag. We are all wearing grown-up drag, and we’re all fooling each other. ‘Cuz you look around, and you go, ‘Okay, well, he’s definitely a grown-up. She’s a grown-up. I’m pretty sure that’s a grown-up over there’—you get into their heads, they’re going, ‘No, I’m twelve.’ But nobody knows! So it’s okay.
Neil Gaiman, vastly improving my terrified mood one interview at a time (via novelconcepts)
kateordie:

zdarsky:

HEY KIDS! THE SECOND COLLECTION WOOOOfuckyeahsexcriminals:

SEX CRIMINALS, VOL. 2: TWO WORLDS ONE COP TP
story: MATT FRACTION
art / cover: CHIP ZDARSKY
DECEMBER 24 / 128 PAGES / FC / VERY M / $14.99
The second storyline from the Eisner-award winning SEX CRIMINALS finds the honeymoon to be over for Jon and Suzie. Once the thrill of new lust fades, where do you go? Come along and laff and love with Matt and Chip as they brimp back ceaselessly against the past.


There once was a writer named FractionWho had one hot, fateful interactionWhen he teamed up with ChipTo draw peen, butt, and nipAnd deliver complete satisfaction

kateordie:

zdarsky:

HEY KIDS! THE SECOND COLLECTION WOOOO

fuckyeahsexcriminals
:

SEX CRIMINALS, VOL. 2: TWO WORLDS ONE COP TP

story: MATT FRACTION

art / cover: CHIP ZDARSKY

DECEMBER 24 / 128 PAGES / FC / VERY M / $14.99

The second storyline from the Eisner-award winning SEX CRIMINALS finds the honeymoon to be over for Jon and Suzie. Once the thrill of new lust fades, where do you go? Come along and laff and love with Matt and Chip as they brimp back ceaselessly against the past.

There once was a writer named Fraction
Who had one hot, fateful interaction
When he teamed up with Chip
To draw peen, butt, and nip
And deliver complete satisfaction

tanagarielrunsonduncan:

geekmonkeyramblings:

This whole scene - from the “Can you feel that…?”, to that soft little kiss (and Cosima’s nearly-inaudible ‘mm’ when Delphine asks, “and that?”), to the nose boop, to the face nuzzling - is just one of my favourites ever. I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen such real tenderness on screen before this, but God, it gets me every time. 
I will always reblog the nose boop.

CLONE CLUB COMMANDMENT
"You shall always reblog the nose boop"

tanagarielrunsonduncan:

geekmonkeyramblings:

This whole scene - from the “Can you feel that…?”, to that soft little kiss (and Cosima’s nearly-inaudible ‘mm’ when Delphine asks, “and that?”), to the nose boop, to the face nuzzling - is just one of my favourites ever. I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen such real tenderness on screen before this, but God, it gets me every time. 

I will always reblog the nose boop.

CLONE CLUB COMMANDMENT

"You shall always reblog the nose boop"

bonvivantx:

“If all cosmos were the same distance apart, gravity would pull them all in the same direction. They’d remain perfectly aligned, and precisely nothing would happen. Irregularity, imperfection, and lack of order in hydrogen compacts, atoms of gas gravitating away from each other, and compressed temperatures is what created our universe. Perfection in our galaxy simply does not exist. Without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist.” —Into The Universe with Stephen Hawking: ‘The Story of Everything’ Utilize this as an analogy next time attempt to undermine your self-worth caused by fallacious and subjective standards one must meet in order to attain aesthetic appeal. Symmetric cannot be created if its source is asymmetric.

Happy Monday

bonvivantx:

“If all cosmos were the same distance apart, gravity would pull them all in the same direction. They’d remain perfectly aligned, and precisely nothing would happen. Irregularity, imperfection, and lack of order in hydrogen compacts, atoms of gas gravitating away from each other, and compressed temperatures is what created our universe. Perfection in our galaxy simply does not exist. Without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist.” —Into The Universe with Stephen Hawking: ‘The Story of Everything’

Utilize this as an analogy next time attempt to undermine your self-worth caused by fallacious and subjective standards one must meet in order to attain aesthetic appeal. Symmetric cannot be created if its source is asymmetric.

Happy Monday

#selfieswiththecats #chunkandstevie #catsofinstagram #goonsquad #grownasslady

#selfieswiththecats #chunkandstevie #catsofinstagram #goonsquad #grownasslady

Glamour puss #chunkandstevie #catsofinstagram

Glamour puss #chunkandstevie #catsofinstagram

maxkirin:

Neil Gaiman’s 8 Rules of Writing, a remake of this post. Source.

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calzona-s:

Get to Know Me Meme: [9/10] Relationships » Mulder & Scully
↳ “You’re my one in five billion.”